Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Alfred Molina...

is not an undercover Mexican. I thought he was, but he isn't:

He's BRITISH! I found out while watching The Late Late Show, and as Craig greeted him with his Scottish accent, Alfred Molina busted out with this neither-Mexican-nor-any-other-kind-of-hispanic accent. I was a little sad, but not as sad as I would have been if his accent was something other than English. His daddy was Spanish though... like you do. His mama - Italian.

I know what you're saying. You're saying "Marcelina... of course Doctor Octopus isn't Mexican!" Whatever dude. Say that to me while looking at this:

Diego Rivera, bitches.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

I am a bad Mexican...

because I hate cilantro. After reading this lovely blog I found this:

I feel better now.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Let All The Children Boogie

David Bowie pulled off a mullet. I just realized that. Just now, at this very moment.
I was watching this:

and I thought, "I'm totally going to cut my hair like that. Oh wait. I can't do that because that is a mullet... David Bowie had a mullet?!?! "

Black is white. Up is down. Mullets are cool.*

*But only on David Bowie

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