Alfred Molina...

is not an undercover Mexican. I thought he was, but he isn't:

He's BRITISH! I found out while watching The Late Late Show, and as Craig greeted him with his Scottish accent, Alfred Molina busted out with this neither-Mexican-nor-any-other-kind-of-hispanic accent. I was a little sad, but not as sad as I would have been if his accent was something other than English. His daddy was Spanish though... like you do. His mama - Italian.

I know what you're saying. You're saying "Marcelina... of course Doctor Octopus isn't Mexican!" Whatever dude. Say that to me while looking at this:

Diego Rivera, bitches.